The Golden Library Cart

Speaking of librarians and their duties, an ancient competition was held recently, and to the victors have gone the spoils. Librarians from Oak Park, Illinois have won the coveted Golden Book Cart. The event was held as part of the American Library Association's annual conference, which — so I'm told — is far rowdier than us mere mortals can imagine. Those librarians, boy, once they put on viking helmets, expect some pillaging to occur.